May 23, 2013

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

(via storiesliveinusforever)

3:41am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMUxxldxIEA
(Notes: 63,667)
  
May 23, 2013
I got bored and decided to text my boyfriend pick up lines
Me: I'm Dora and I'm gonna explore ya
Me: Are you Little Caesars because you're hot and I'm ready
Me: You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I have in my home
Me: If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
Me: Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause you have a sweet ass
Me: Call me Harry Styles. I'll give you the One D
Him: oh my God
Him: oh
Him: ohhhh ;)
Him: I'm calling you Harry Styles from now on
3:19am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMUxxldunD0
(Notes: 24)
  
May 23, 2013
lindsaylohomo: this is the most hopeful thing I’ve seen on my dash

lindsaylohomo:

this is the most hopeful thing I’ve seen on my dash

(via no-this-is-potato)

3:16am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMUxxlduT-T
(Notes: 2,185)
  
May 23, 2013

inbox:

Think of the most attractive person you know. Now imagine them sitting on the toilet, having extreme diarrhea.

(via no-this-is-potato)

3:16am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMUxxlduT3Y
(Notes: 3,264)
  
May 23, 2013

lameborghini:

2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner is not to be trusted

(via no-this-is-potato)

3:14am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMUxxlduFf-
(Notes: 12,788)
  
May 23, 2013

(via no-this-is-potato)

3:13am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMUxxldu8Qe
(Notes: 9,265)
  
May 23, 2013

(Source: riandawfather, via no-this-is-potato)

3:13am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMUxxldu4SA
(Notes: 83,437)
  
May 23, 2013

(via humoristics)

3:13am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMUxxldu29R
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May 23, 2013

grodus:

true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

(Source: drgero, via detectiveblueberrychan)

3:12am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMUxxldu0Ej
(Notes: 36,541)
  
May 23, 2013

troye-the-boye:

tumblr user attempts a simple form of physical activity 

(via troyesivan)

3:06am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMUxxldtDeT
(Notes: 1,477)
  
May 23, 2013

braydaaan:

if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

(via accedio)

3:05am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMUxxldt9JL
(Notes: 76,519)
  
May 23, 2013

adamyoungofficial:

Me in junior high: We have calculators for a reason…

Math teacher: Do you really think someday you’ll carry around a calculator everywhere?

Me:

Math teacher: Exactly.

*10 years later everyone has phones with calculators*

Me: I win.

2:52am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMUxxldrSpV
(Notes: 420)
  
May 22, 2013

bokunopineco:

sallymon:

I’m laughing so hard at the border sign differences between Canada and the U.S

First we have Canada that’s pretty okay, yeah greeting us in French as well! Thank!

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And then we have America…

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Jesus..

it’s like the whole country is a fucking theme park

(via ernoticon)

3:49pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMUxxlb7W38
(Notes: 46,610)
  
May 22, 2013
earmuffsforyou: this is still the best thing on the internet

earmuffsforyou:

this is still the best thing on the internet

(Source: goldddustwoman, via serious-booty)

3:48pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMUxxlb7K8i
(Notes: 127,948)
  
May 22, 2013

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I don’t understand….?

(via ernoticon)

3:47pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMUxxlb6-Xj
(Notes: 83,951)
  
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