This is getting ridiculous…
Ellen is my spirit animal
are we not going to talk about Selena Gomez
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
It’s like straight sex
When someone looks right at you and then whispers something to their friend
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg
If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.
"Masturbation is something that we all do and it hurts no one so it is not wrong. It is natural and beautiful."
I’m going to fucking stab someone. There’s nothing beautiful about being a…
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
Slippery dick is of least concern
*at my wedding* id like to thank 2:58-3:22 of Hannah Hunt for changing my life
because people are still asking that question
because women are payed less than men in approximately 99% of professions
because chris brown can...
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
what is the actual point of telling a fan of john green that he’s a shitty writer and his books are shitty
i don’t understand
what are you trying...