July 20, 2014

midorimashintarou:

clock: 3am

me: image

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July 20, 2014

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

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July 20, 2014

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

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July 20, 2014
shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

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July 20, 2014

tiredlonelyplace:

hahahah guys so i went to paris and

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IM A LOSER

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July 20, 2014

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July 20, 2014
megablaziken:

megablaziken:

throwback to me in high school

megablaziken:

megablaziken:

throwback to me in high school

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July 20, 2014

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

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July 20, 2014

A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background. 

A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background. 

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July 20, 2014
kerllixaa:

PLEASE HELP!!! THIS IS A GIRL FROM MY SCHOOL,. HER NAME IS BROOK SLOCUM,SHE’S 18,AND EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT. HER BOYFRIEND WAS FOUND DEAD YESTERDAY NEAR GEZON COURT IN WYOMING,MI WEDNESDAY,AND SHE’S BEEN MISSING SINCE JULY 12. SHE IS 5 FOOT 3,110 POUNDS AND SHE HAS BROWN HAIR AND GREEN EYES. IF YOU HAVE ANY INFO PLEASE CALL SILENT OBSERVER AT 616-774-2345 AND PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND. SHE NEEDS TO BE FOUND AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

kerllixaa:

PLEASE HELP!!! THIS IS A GIRL FROM MY SCHOOL,. HER NAME IS BROOK SLOCUM,SHE’S 18,AND EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT. HER BOYFRIEND WAS FOUND DEAD YESTERDAY NEAR GEZON COURT IN WYOMING,MI WEDNESDAY,AND SHE’S BEEN MISSING SINCE JULY 12. SHE IS 5 FOOT 3,110 POUNDS AND SHE HAS BROWN HAIR AND GREEN EYES. IF YOU HAVE ANY INFO PLEASE CALL SILENT OBSERVER AT 616-774-2345 AND PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND. SHE NEEDS TO BE FOUND AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

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July 20, 2014

zethia:

casual reminder that aang traveled to the ends of the earth searching for ancient masters to teach him bending, but ultimately those who taught him were the kids who became his best friends in the world

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July 20, 2014
joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

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July 20, 2014

duckduckbooks:

iprefertoread:

bookphile:

bookmad:

duckduckbooks:

trying to read smut around other people

more like please don’t look at me because I probably look like a tomato 

i have a tendency to stop and look around like everyone knows i’m reading sexy times

One time, I was listening to an audio book when the sexy times started happening, and I was just like:

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Ha, a perk of being black

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ohMY GOD i’m crying

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July 20, 2014

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

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July 20, 2014

theappleppielifestyle:

one time my friend brought a mcchicken burger and the whole time she was eating it she looked really confused and then halfway through she stopped chewing and pulled the top bun off and stared at it for a while before whispering “they forgot the chicken”

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